Family Problem
Zack met Martin at a bus stop. Zack kept complaining of his family problems. finally, Martin couldnt stand "Listen to my situation. A few years ago, i met a young-widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later, my father fell for my step-daughter and they got married. That made my step-daughter become my step-mother, and my father become my step-son. Also my wife become mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy is my half-brother because he is my father's son, but he is also the son of my wife daughter, which made him my wife grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and i had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my step-daughter, who is also my step-mother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my son, whose step-sister is his own grandfather wife. Im my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child aunt, my son is my father nephew and im my own grandfather!
(go figure
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"Family is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one is going to be nutty." Anonymous.
Yes, I Remember!
When my 3-yr old son opened a birthday gift from his grandma, he discovered a water gun. He squealed with delight and headed to fill it up. Iwas not so pleased, i turned to my mom and said "I'm surprised at you. Dont you remember How we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" my mum made a smirky smiled and said "YES, I REMEMBER!"
intelligence
little Alan went up to his daddy and said "Everyone says i am a clever boy. Where does my intelligence come from daddy?"
"You must have gotten it from your mummy, because i still have mine" he replied.
Two Old Nyonya's
Two Old Nyonya's were sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. The bus were running late. Finally, one of them them turned to the other and said, "you know, i've been sitting here for so long, my butt went to sleep."
"I know" the other woman replied. "i heard it snoring."
"Everybody is somebody's weirdo."
Zack met Martin at a bus stop. Zack kept complaining of his family problems. finally, Martin couldnt stand "Listen to my situation. A few years ago, i met a young-widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later, my father fell for my step-daughter and they got married. That made my step-daughter become my step-mother, and my father become my step-son. Also my wife become mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy is my half-brother because he is my father's son, but he is also the son of my wife daughter, which made him my wife grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and i had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my step-daughter, who is also my step-mother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my son, whose step-sister is his own grandfather wife. Im my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child aunt, my son is my father nephew and im my own grandfather!
(go figure
)"Family is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one is going to be nutty." Anonymous.
Yes, I Remember!
When my 3-yr old son opened a birthday gift from his grandma, he discovered a water gun. He squealed with delight and headed to fill it up. Iwas not so pleased, i turned to my mom and said "I'm surprised at you. Dont you remember How we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" my mum made a smirky smiled and said "YES, I REMEMBER!"
intelligence
little Alan went up to his daddy and said "Everyone says i am a clever boy. Where does my intelligence come from daddy?"
"You must have gotten it from your mummy, because i still have mine" he replied.
Two Old Nyonya's
Two Old Nyonya's were sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. The bus were running late. Finally, one of them them turned to the other and said, "you know, i've been sitting here for so long, my butt went to sleep."
"I know" the other woman replied. "i heard it snoring."
"Everybody is somebody's weirdo."
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